What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

No go.

Yankees To Activate Marcus Stroman On Sunday - MLB Trade Rumors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

United says it will slash Newark fares to win back travelers after airport chaos - NJ.com

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists have discovered a hidden city 140,000 years old at the bottom of the ocean. - Farmingdale Observer

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

The truth about using cannabis for health problems - The Washington Post

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Homesellers now outnumber buyers by half a million: Redfin - NewsNation

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

I replaced my notes app with ChatGPT — here’s how it upgraded my productivity - Tom's Guide

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

They Just Wanted to Make a Space Movie. Instead, They Uncovered a Mind-Blowing Cosmic Secret - The Daily Galaxy

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

ESO Seasons of the Worm Cult Dev Q&A – ‘There’s Tons of Exciting Stuff We Haven’t Talked About That’s Coming to the Game’ - Wccftech

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading